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The Harland Highway

375: MURDER, DEATH AT KFC, DR. ASCOT

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2012

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Doctor Ascot is in, our obsession with murder and death, a sad KFC story, and what is your dating history? Chingy's Freddy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm gonna cry you a river

0:05.0

No, I'm not gonna cry you a river, but you might cry a river after listening to this podcast. I don't know.

0:12.0

Maybe the tears will be from laughing and maybe they'll be

0:16.4

from sadness and the reason I say that is I have I have a bad announcement about a death that happened. Something close to me died and I got to talk about it. I've got to share my feelings and my story.

0:35.0

I'm trying to hold it together here folks.

0:39.0

Also, TV, why are we so obsessed with death?

0:45.0

I mean, good Lord, we love murder.

0:49.0

We love human tragedy and death.

0:52.0

It's the top rated thing on television what is going

0:56.3

on with us humans and how about dating do you have some secrets that you never told to your significant other or did they have secrets?

1:08.0

We all have them. We're going to talk about that. And then speaking of dying dying here's someone and I hate to say it I wish would die Dr. Ascot

1:17.6

But he's here today and I got to do my on-air therapy session with them if I want to keep my job my god-loving

1:25.6

hilarious job right here at the Harlan Highway

1:30.5

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

1:33.0

Relax, get ready to have fun.

1:36.0

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

1:42.0

One cheeseburger was everything. to communicate. One key burger with everything coming out.

1:46.0

You just made a wrong turn.

1:49.0

On to the Harlan Highway.

1:50.0

Look at me, Damien.

1:52.0

It's all for you.

1:54.0

This is Harlan Williams.

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