374: CINNAMON BOY, ASSES, DOG STORIES

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2012

⏱️ 37 minutes

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A cinnamon scare sweeps the nation, enter, Cinnamon Boy, dog years, sweet asses, DVD bonuses, hiding, hammering, and sleeping in. Twist my Twix bar!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Turn that butter turn that butter turn that butter turn that butter I don't know why I'm asking you to turn butter but why not it's the 90s
0:11.3	what? Hey, welcome everybody, whatever decade you're in, welcome it's Harlan
0:18.2	Williams, you're on the Harlan Highway. What an action-packed show. Good night. DVD bonuses. Are you familiar with those? Yeah. Do they piss you off? Yeah, we're going to get into that. How about sleeping in? Are you good at sleeping in? I'm not very good at it anymore and I'm pissed. And by the way, did you ever have people making
0:44.9	noise in the morning? Does that help you sleep in? I don't think so.
0:51.8	Are you one of these people that hide stuff when you go away on vacation and then
0:58.4	you can't remember where you hid the stuff? We're going to get into that. How about dog years? How old are you? We're going to get into that. How about dog years? How old are you in dog years? I'm
1:06.7	352, but I'm only 12. We're going to be talking about animals, namely weirdly named animals, and then there was a big story in the news, a health scare, and we have an expert coming in, something do with cinnamon it's going to be crazy I
1:26.0	hope it's not you know who but this is the Harlan highway
1:31.3	welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	Relax, get ready to have fun.
1:36.0	What we've got here is failure to communicate.
1:42.0	One cheeseburger with everything coming out.
1:46.0	You just made a wrong turn.
1:49.0	On to the Harlan Highway.
1:51.0	Look at me, Damien.
1:52.0	It's all for you.
1:55.0	This is Harland Williams.
1:57.0	I'm a human being, God damn it!
1:59.0	Hey, hey, it's the Harlan Highway.
2:05.0	How are you kids?
2:08.0	Feeling young at heart?
2:10.0	How old are you, anyhow?
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