376 MASTURBATION, CELEBRITY RACES, TUG OF WAR

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2012

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Today we discuss masturbation, old soap, idiot drivers, playing Tug of War, good luck charms, and presidential celebrity races. Bing bang bloomlips!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey now.
0:02.0	Hey now.
0:04.0	Don't dream it's over.
0:08.0	No, you can't dream it's over because we're just getting started.
0:11.0	It's over at the end. This is the beginning. The beginning of what you ask? Oh, well,
0:17.0	ha ha ha, just a little thing I call the Harlan Highway, thank you very much. And what a show we have today. Oh my God!
0:25.1	We're going to be talking about your old bars of soap. Are you a cheap ass?
0:30.3	It scrubs right to the end? We're going to be talking about,
0:34.0	ugh, this is creepy, but masturbating.
0:37.0	Ugh, not a topic I want to get into,
0:40.0	but I kind of have to because of some stuff that's been going on.
0:45.0	Are you an idiot?
0:47.0	Are you a driving idiot?
0:49.0	Do you drive like an idiot?
0:51.0	I'm going to be asking and talking about that. And what was the last time you played
0:55.2	tug of war? You'll be surprised at how recently it might have been that you played tug of war. And you might might have lost for all I know.
1:05.0	How's your luck? How's your luck? We're going to be talking about your luck, good luck and bad
1:11.0	luck and then oh my god we're going to end out the show
1:15.6	unbelievable we are going to the Harlan Iway celebrity race track
1:20.3	we got some incredible celebrities racing today.
1:23.0	It's going to get your heart going right here, as always, on the Harlan Highway.
1:27.0	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
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