Oh, boy, boy. Just calling to let you know that I had a dream last night in which they

carved all the rest of the presidents into Mount Rushmore. Like it was a valley that

would all the way down and the most current presidents were carved at the bottom. So,

that was a good dream. Power out. TVTL!

Get it up! We're jumping on the audio wagon today, everybody. Hey, this guy does not have

the show figured out. I'm looking into his eyes and all I see is fear and a little bit of shame.

In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft. Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my

fingers passwords from my email? We both have so much in common. We both love soup and

we love the outdoors. We love snow peas. Shoulder or lighter gentlemen, you will eat your

words. You can't be that overly confident. We never, baby, never. You might eat that

mic. All right, hello. Good morning. Welcome, everyone. To a Tuesday edition of TVTL,

the show that just might be too beautiful to live. Oh, yeah. My name is Luke Burbank. I

am your host. I just want you to be normal and clearly you're not.

Coming to you from the Hollywood Broadcast Center, right here in Portland, Oregon, where I'm

slightly distracted as I often am at the beginning of the show because there's something going

on with Bubbles, the cat. There is something about the solar

that I can't. She's a very bizarre relationship with me. In that, she always wants to be around

me, follows me from room to room, is constantly trying to get closer to me. But then also

if I reach down to pick her up, she runs away from me like I, you know, mean her some kind

of climb. And a minute ago, she decided to climb into this corner of the room under

this, I guess, desky thing, bookshelf thing. And I was reaching down to pick her up. I was

reaching over this kind of low desk thing back into the corner where she was. This happened

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