#3742 God Don't Make No Junk Bonds
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Andrew has been eating a lot of bologna lately, and no matter how hard he tries to avoid the topic, Luke insists on hearing the details. Luke also recalls the day he broke out of his own bedroom and got his socks all wet.
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| 0:00.0 | I'll have one so I largely one teeny tiny one teeny tiny I'm let it one plane Jane extra |
| 0:10.5 | him what the hell make it a double young. |
| 0:12.2 | A baby Joey a midnight with a full moon holds the pumpkin a medium coffee I need a heavy |
| 0:18.2 | D in a travel mug please to crazy Ivan's a soren's I also I need a damn and an ice damn |
| 0:25.9 | a sneaky peat a double drug with a snip of whip and a frat cap heavy on the. |
| 0:29.9 | Oh I forgot to order my own coffee can I get a taedig's which is black and extra strong |
| 0:34.6 | and smooth but also very sweet. |
| 0:36.3 | TVTL |
| 0:39.3 | That was really really really terrible but everyone does that kind of stuff sometimes it happens |
| 0:50.5 | like once or twice or three times in every life or twice. |
| 0:57.1 | I mean one or once. |
| 1:00.9 | I got a head of the you can't all you came in here like a house on fire. |
| 1:04.5 | Fine storming you made your points good smuck us on you. |
| 1:07.9 | Listen up my niece I got it it is very hard not to get to do this by these two and yeah |
| 1:12.9 | I'm going to say it these two super good looking super hot guys. |
| 1:17.1 | Well I guess I just have my first taste of the bill beside this business. |
| 1:23.5 | Alright hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TVTL show that |
| 1:30.0 | just might be too beautiful to live. |
| 1:32.0 | It's your lucky day you just found a USB flash drive in the parking lot. |
| 1:35.9 | My name is Luke Burbank I'm your host. |
| 1:37.6 | Hello everyone. |
| 1:38.6 | Coming to you once again from beautiful Los Angeles California California got sunshine. |
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