Welcome back to the Basement Yard, Frank.

I am here. I am doing well.

Why are you dressed like you're immediately going to throw out garbage in the back of a fucking department of sanitation truck?

What do you mean? You look like a homeless fucking...

I'm a home worker. You look like a homeless trash worker.

Well, you're gonna talk about my fucking facial hair?

You stupid bitch. I haven't even said anything!

Yeah, I know.

Jeez, you're on edge.

You're gonna talk about how my chin line completely disappears when I shave?

Alright, you brought that up. My jawline? Gone? You brought that up.

You're gonna talk about how I haven't gone to the gym and God knows how long?

But still pay a membership? Do you?

You're welcome, Ellie Fitness.

You're keeping that place open. I... single-handedly.

Well...

You're gonna talk about how I bought gym equipment and my basement and still don't use it?

Ha ha ha! All these things you want to talk about? I feel like everyone who buys gym equipment for their home doesn't use it. There's no way.

It's so funny because I am the most motivated.

Let me take my pen away. Don't need it for this episode.

I am the most motivated to work out when I'm not working out.

I don't give a fuck about working out and staying in fit when it's like time to put pen to paper.

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