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The Basement Yard

#373 - The Least Manly Thing About Me

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Joe & Frank have a competition of who is the least manly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard

0:04.5

Be careful with those I know I'll probably I guess they'll spit

0:08.1

They don't spit Frank who's the person every family has the one person that always forgets how to open carbonated beverages who's yours

0:14.6

What do you mean like my mom?

0:16.8

Every single time she opens a bottle of celtzer. It goes everywhere. She's a radic with it. She's a she irresponsibly open

0:22.8

Open shit. She is very irresponsible with the way she goes about it

0:25.9

And it's never changed. She's been opening these drinks for 59 years possibly. I don't know that

0:32.7

You don't know how old your mom is no, I know she's 59

0:35.5

But I don't think she was a newborn opening bottle. By the way, I don't know if people know this our moms have the same birthday

0:39.9

Very same birthday like that's crazy different years your mom is in her 80s now Frank. I'm gonna tell Liz you said that

0:46.7

If she is she looks way better than my mom

0:49.9

I'm getting um, but yeah, it was on May 18th kind of crazy

0:54.4

Yeah, that is kind of a birthday. They're both toruses, right? Is that the the thing?

0:59.0

This sign you think I know the answer

1:01.2

You know why I know because my brother got a tattoo of my my mom's

1:04.4

He does he did oh my god on his chest. Yeah, and underneath it has like the typical like tattoo lettering

1:09.7

This is like Nancy I think yeah, yeah, some stupid. It's beautiful

1:14.0

Love his mom. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's all right

1:16.2

They say if you're gonna get a tattoo of anyone's name on you, which would be your kids? What's our Chinese new year?

1:21.0

Oh, that's a good question. What is it called Chinese Chinese New Year? You're right the monkey

1:25.9

We're the monkey. Where are the monkeys? I know where the where the year the monkey was fire pro

1:30.5

Chinese mean bro, maybe I believe the Chinese one. I don't believe the white girl one

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