#3726 What A Kroc

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2022

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Luke runs into some problems in his quest to reprint an Andre The Giant photo, and it's making Andrew feeling a little panicky. They also talk about the time Ray Kroc commandeered a stadium PA system to call his own ballplayers "stupid." And Andrew accidentally entered a humor contest while on the toilet.

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0:00.0	Item one fan base
0:03.0	What fan base?
0:04.5	The fan base of the band. We give me a mill. Hmm. It's not a fan base. It's just a woman
0:09.8	Yeah, but I'm calling it fan base from now on. It's just easy on a call because you know you say oh
0:14.7	The fan will be there just you know
0:16.5	They can tell there's only one person. I'm trying to make it look bigger. It's a base put base on the end of it
0:21.8	Okay, no sounds good. Sounds better
0:23.8	I'll come up with that TVTM
0:30.8	I just might have talk of tonight
0:34.8	In material he cares. That's the secret it's in his voice
0:39.8	But that's worth to an advertiser we fired a joke's etcher like an automatic weapon of comedy
0:44.0	We throw a curveball joke at you hit you right in the head you go wow what happened?
0:47.2	We take you on little trolley ride down story lane
0:49.7	You're having a good time enjoying our little tail thinking on what's coming boom left turn. You don't know how it happened
0:54.4	You don't know where you are, but you're like it. Oh, that's hello beautiful
0:59.3	This is really the happiest place on our side
1:12.1	All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of T.B. T.L
1:18.4	The show just might be too beautiful to live
1:21.9	My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host. Oh my god
1:26.7	Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon looking at another lovely summer day
1:33.8	Oh ma, huh, it's just beautiful
1:37.6	It's coming down from it was in the 90s the last couple of days, which is toasty
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