372 - The Colonization of Planet Name Pending

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4.8 • 858 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Explorers Captain “Cookie” Cola (Branson), Dr. Mink Moscato (Andrew), and Vermillion Groucho (Charles) touch down on an unexplored planet on a mission to establish the universe's most exotic WingStop franchise. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

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0:00.0	The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery,
0:05.5	a Charles Austin company. It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.
0:14.2	Captain's Log, January 23rd, 21 X, X, X, something. I lost the year.
0:21.2	They just woke us up from cryosleep two days ago.
0:24.8	I still haven't figured this stuff out.
0:26.4	Where's the button for it here?
0:28.3	This is Captain Cookie Cole of the USS Dew Dash.com.
0:34.2	Our planet is currently approaching the target destination of Planet X2567 name pending.
0:43.9	It says here, Planet X2567 is a Gaia class planet with an estimated sustainable population.
0:52.4	9.37 billion people.
0:55.3	All right, from our position here above the planet, I'm looking at the planet,
1:00.7	it appears visually as a black and white striped planet.
1:05.8	Guys, guys, are we sure this is the right planet?
1:08.8	Sorry, I'm joined by my crew here, Dr. Mink Moskado and Vermillion Groucho.
1:14.4	Gentlemen, if you could please say something on the mic to Central Command.
1:18.5	Well, it looks like we've reached Planet Zebra and everything is going according to Plan.
1:22.8	Well, we haven't had the name yet.
1:25.4	It says here name pending.
1:27.0	It wasn't.
1:27.5	So we can't call it anything officially.
1:29.7	This is our destination, though, Captain.
1:32.0	Okay.
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