Hey, everyone.

This is 372 pages.

We'll never get back.

Connor, say hello to the people.

Hello to the people, Mike.

Say hello to the crowd, Connor. Oh, wait. I was doing the ventriloquist dummy voice when asking you. All right. I've already blown the bit. We need to shift this podcast into high concept meta-comedy. We can need to do a live show where I am a human ventrilochus dummy and you do that whole thing.

And we don't tell anyone beforehand.

That's what we're going to do.

And then we never break character and we in fact get hostile to people when they sort of question why we're doing something that's so patently not funny.

Just go full Tim and Eric and just hope that somehow the money comes in.

Is that your plan?

Well, that's what I saw.

Tim Heidecker did something recently that was a, I guess he's making fun of the Austin

comedian circuit.

And it's not something that I, without you seeing the source material, it was very hard.

It was funny.

Like he's funny, but it was just a hundred percent commitment to the bit.

Baffling to an outsider. Okay. Well, let's turn it into that eventually. But for now, we have to dig through Colleen Hoover's ugly love.

Colleen Hoover's ugly love. The book that when you read it, you just wonder, it makes you

question what you know about a just universe.

It makes you question a lot of things.

By the way, I was in Nashville with relatives, and we were driving sort of of it was that lonely part before the airport like

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