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372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

372 Pages #199 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 2 – O Little Town of DEATH-lehem!

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

Arts, Books, Comedy

4.8595 Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2025

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Support the podcast on Patreon and be the first to find out what we’re reading next! patreon.com/372pages How still we see thee DIE! Above thy CREEP (ahem Sharnek) and dreamless sleep the silent Scrumptious Scotch BARS go by. Yet in thy dark streets DIE-eth the everlasting FIGHT (with the suspect); the hopes and fears of … Continue reading "372 Pages #199 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 2 – O Little Town of DEATH-lehem!"

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0:00.0

Hey, everyone.

0:11.1

372 pages that'll never be cozier has begun.

0:15.8

I am Michael Jane Nelson with me, Connor Lestocka.

0:19.1

Hello, Connor.

0:20.1

Never been cozier, Mike. You're right to say that.

0:22.8

I'm trying to speak in my voice where you go to a spa. Have you ever gone to a spa? Yeah, sure, once or twice.

0:29.6

Yeah, and they speak in those low tones. I found it extremely irritating. I was tense the second I walked into a spa and they started to talk. What?

0:40.6

You're just you're like, you know, the frequency only teenagers can hear. You're like that,

0:45.5

but with the singing bowls. So that just, that puts your hair on end to hear that strange,

0:51.3

strange noise. What a, what a humiliating thing the mosquito tone right thing that like

0:56.7

then everyone's laughing and like teachers all right i can't hear i'm sorry i'm 38 i'm not that

1:05.4

yeah it's like okay you got me i can't hear an annoying sound. Like, owned teenager.

1:12.9

I don't know.

1:14.3

Anyway, yes, this is the podcast where we talk about books we don't expect to like.

1:18.3

And this is the cozy season, I'm assuming you're all cozy.

1:22.0

And we're in the middle of a very cozy book called Owl Be Home for Christmas,

1:30.8

which is book two in the series, oh man,

1:34.9

I had it right here, murder be damned or murder be cozy or something like that.

1:36.8

Yeah, I go, what was it? Oh, a very murder Christmas.

1:38.5

Joke.

1:39.0

Well, how could you not remember that?

1:40.3

It rolls off the tongue.

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