372 Pages #198 – Owl Be Home for Christmas – Ep 1 – Julius Pringle Put Cherries in His Wife’s Christmas Cake, Obviously!!

372 Pages We'll Never Get Back

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🗓️ 17 December 2025

⏱️ 157 minutes

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0:00.0	There's something, jing, jing, jingling, yeah.
0:14.7	There's something, something, something in a something, something else too, but they're cozy.
0:20.2	Hey, everyone, it is 372 pages.
0:23.4	We'll never get back.
0:24.6	We have entered the cozy season.
0:27.6	I think you could probably figure that out if you're watching video.
0:30.3	Oh, we're doing a cozy podcast today.
0:32.0	I didn't, I didn't, I, oh, Jesus.
0:33.8	Does anyone wear that as a utility hat?
0:38.8	Connor has a, for those just listening, that is a...
0:42.3	Chris, I believe Mr. Kringle made it famous.
0:45.3	Yes.
0:46.1	The last plumber we had to come by, had a Santa hat on.
0:48.7	It was July.
0:50.0	Massive crack exposure as he was over there.
0:52.2	He was, turned out, no license, not a plumber.
0:56.8	He was just, he shoved a bunch of taffy into our pipes. We didn't even call the plumber.
1:01.0	So it was weird that he was there in the first place, but his ears pointed at the top.
1:06.0	Maybe there was a reason. Anyway, this is a 372 pages. We'll never get back on Mike Nelson. That's Connor Lustoka. We are reading.
1:13.5	It's cozy season, so we're reading.
1:15.9	I have it labeled here on my notes as cozy owl
1:18.9	book. But I believe the title is
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