372: HARLAND IN THE HOSPITAL, MAGIC PEE, SENIOR FUENTES

The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2012

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Harland goes to the ER, frustrated parking, a visit from Senior Fuentes, brushing the teeth, and magical urinating. Lord love a tangerine onion skinner!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's the Highland Highway. Step right up and get your tickets to the Holland Highway.
0:07.0	Well, you don't have to step right up and get your tickets because it's free.
0:10.0	And that's a good price. So welcome everybody to the Harlan Highway. I am your
0:16.4	host Harlan Williams and oh my God. Crazy show today. Wait till I tell you I was in the hospital for something really stupid.
0:28.0	No joke, I was rushed into the emergency ward at the hospital for the dumbest thing ever.
0:35.0	Wait a year, I'm almost embarrassed to tell you.
0:39.0	How about parking?
0:42.0	Trouble parking everybody?
0:44.0	Yeah, I don't think we like it.
0:46.0	I'm going to talk about it.
0:48.0	And Tinkle.
0:49.0	Have you ever heard of Magic Tinkle?
0:51.0	Yeah, I'm talking urination. Well, if if you haven't you're going to hear about it today
0:56.7	also how is your teeth brushing coming along we're gonna get into how you brush your teeth and then, oh God, this guy, I don't
1:07.8	know why Roger let's him in, but Senor Fuentes is dropping by today and that in itself is an emergency in my books.
1:19.5	But hey, everything's urgent when it comes to laughing. So let's get it started. Let's start the laughter right here on the Harlan Highway.
1:31.0	Welcome to the Harlan Highway.
1:33.0	Relax, get ready to have fun.
1:36.0	What we've got here is failure to communicate.
1:42.0	One cheeseburger with everything coming out.
1:46.0	You just made a wrong turn.
1:49.0	On to the Harlan Highway.
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