My, my, my, what a beautiful day.

Okay, yes it is a beautiful day,

unless you're listening to this at night,

and then that has no meaning.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway, one and all, and all in one.

What a show we have, I'm Harlan Williams, your host, with the most we have I'm Harlan Williams your host with the most and I'm eating French toast?

Umm evil hockey. We're gonna talk about evil hockey today, real evil hockey, and other things that are evil, like

snakes. There is an epidemic of snakes that are taking over a certain part of the world and we're going to discuss that.

How about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Anybody know what a frigicking Uppalupa is? I've got questions. I've got serious questions about the Umpa-lumpa,

and we're going to get into that. We're also going to be talking about digital photographs.

Digital photographs versus hard copy photographs,

kind of a sad introspective series of thoughts I had about that and lastly someone's

calling a day I won't tell you who it. Let's just say he was in a band that rhymes with

quam. Okay? It's here on the Harlan Highway.

Welcome to the Harlan Highway.

Relax.

Get ready to have fun.

What we've got here is failure to communicate.

One key burger with everything coming up.

You just made a wrong turn.

On to the Harlan Highway.

Look at me, Damien.

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