#3715 Jerry Of The Jungle

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 June 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Andrew's War On Blackberries leads to an encounter with a new neighbor. Luke almost struck a deal with the world's sketchiest electrician. And a listener shares an incredibly cringy story from the workplace.

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0:00.0	Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, tomorrow I'm gonna get you a venti, which is
0:04.5	two sizes bigger than this one
0:07.5	Twice as generous
0:10.4	Well the next day I'll get you a
0:12.7	Guarante
0:14.2	Oh, well yeah, yeah, it's a 40 ounce and then the next day I'll get you a siento
0:19.0	You can get here on Friday. I'll have picked you up on Googleplex here. Oh good
0:24.3	Because on next Monday, I'm gonna buy you an
0:27.2	Infantity, yeah
0:35.2	Rolling out of there
0:38.1	With one thing on my mind. How does it feel like?
0:42.9	I'm serious. How does it feel like I've only seen one person ever have it as much as you currently do
0:50.2	First I want you to turn and look at each other
0:52.6	Oh, no, that's nice. Just stare deeply into each other's eyes. Yeah
0:59.7	Good. I say the first thing that pops into your brain. I don't want to touch sandpaper. I like the whiz
1:04.2	It is evolutional. It is anthropological. It is
1:08.7	Biological well, I'll tell you one thing. I'm not even toppled. John's that spicy stuff
1:13.7	Tacos hot tacos here. Let's get one thing straight. I'm the funny guy around here
1:19.1	All right, hello. Good morning and welcome everyone to a Tuesday edition of TBTL
1:27.3	The show that just might be too beautiful to live
1:30.5	Sweetie have a good show what you do is so important. My name is Luke Perbank. I am your host first things first
1:36.5	I love my job coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in
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