371 - The Chinese D'Amelios

The Tim Dillon Show

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4.8 • 12.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Tim talks about social media sideshows, how to behave with your family, an ideal dead-end job, wealthy people on DMT and the true meaning of life.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show here it is Thanksgiving weekend
0:06.0	We are pre-recording this show quite a few days before the actual holiday
0:11.1	We have many many things to do We've got a we've got a real special guest coming up
0:18.1	that'll come out on Monday. Yeah, next week.
0:24.0	Next week.
0:25.0	And then we're taking a little holiday.
0:29.0	So you've got, you're gonna have two episodes to binge and then we'll see it in December
0:36.3	probably or late November however that works and I'm very excited about this guest.
0:45.0	Noah Tishbee coming back on.
0:49.0	Why am I, why would I stop?
0:52.0	Why would I ever stop?
0:54.2	I'll never stop
0:57.0	trying to know what to come back on the show
1:01.3	and tank it further in views.
1:06.8	That episode tanked so badly
1:09.2	that I should have Hezbollah on every day for a week because that thing ate it.
1:19.4	What are you going to do? Timothy Shalame, what's going on over here in Japan?
1:25.0	I think he's promoting the Wanca film.
1:27.3	I just don't love this.
1:28.6	Let's just take a look at this here. I don't I mean that is that is that are they in the film.
1:40.0	I mean that is that are they in the film?
1:43.0	No.
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