Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the Tim Dillon show very excited here

Just a negative COVID my third time COVID. Thank you Pfizer. Hey when something works it works it works

When it works it works my aunt and uncle both got it we're at

Carnegie Hall and we had a great night there of comedy sold that Carnegie

Hall Rosebud Baker Mike Feeney and we do the show and the next night we go to Carnegie

Musical on Pittsburgh another amazing show on the way home I just start feeling

those knives in your in your sinuses.

I'm like, uh-oh, maybe.

Then I, my aunt called me.

She goes, can you test because we both feel like shit?

Because usually you don't even test anymore.

Then I test it, I'm like, okay.

But after three days, it's kind of, it's over.

I do want to say thank you to anyone who came out to Carnegie Hall. It was a one of the best stand-up

comedy shows I've ever done. It's this amazing venue. Louie was in the audience which is like that's really

awesome to have somebody you know at that level of the business come and enjoy it

you know all my managers and agents were there. And what you realize when you spend

time with your managers and agents is just, they're just terrible. I mean, they're, you know, they're just like, I mean, they're exactly who they should be.

Here's what I'll say, this is not a knock on any of them, by the way. It sounds like it is, but it's not.

They're exactly who they should be. Everybody's behaving exactly

how they should. My business manager, the man who's in charge of all my money, went to

flight club and bought those little sneakers,

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