The following is an archive podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery,

a Charles Austin company.

It is the first and only episode of the podcast.

Welcome to episode one.

Hello and welcome to Mailer Demon, a podcast about email and email culture.

Your repository for feel-good stories about making

profound and profoundly human connections through the medium of email. I'm your host, Suhaby Lawrence,

along with my co-hosts Mason and Bob Stranot. How does email bring people together? What are some

of the greatest emails of all time? What are some of the greatest emails of all time?

These are some of the questions we intended to answer over the course of many hundreds of episodes.

However, on the morning of January 15, 2025, an incident occurred that has sundered the bonds of these three friends, perhaps irreparably.

Three weeks earlier, we recorded a very edifying and cranium titillating first episode,

and all parties were satisfied.

And it's precisely because that unreleased episode was so good that it pains me to announce

that this here will be our first and last episode

of this once promising podcast. On that note, I'll begin with you, Bob Stranot. Do you have

anything to say for yourself? Uh, yes. Okay, well, um, you know, with stuff like this,

is always awkward, so, you know, I'm just going to go ahead and get into it.

I have a prepared statement.

I would sincerely like to apologize to not only the mail or demons out there are fans.

At least that's what I was planning on calling our fans if we were able to keep this ship floating a little longer.

But I would like to apologize to all my lifelong fans,

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