Have you ever walked out of a mall into a huge parking area and realized you'd forgotten where you parked your car?

Never going mountain biking. What do you want to be when you grow up?

What's the right tip? Have you called a plumber to your home lately?

I'll super-stitch to you. How much money would it take to make you spend a night in a cemetery?

If you display this as a trophy, do you have a pet? Do you have a sweet tooth?

Do you believe in the power of a curse? Have you had your hearing tested lately?

Planning a trip soon. Can you remember the tallest man you've ever seen?

Do you love to go a wander in beneath a clear blue sky?

Have you noticed what big stars real estate agents have become?

Are you careful with your personal records? Does your computer ever seem to have a mind of its own?

Have you ever visited a Chinatown section in a major city?

Have you ever visited a flea market? Have you ever visited a truck stop?

Have you ever had a job as a waiter?

Have you noticed how many successful restaurants are themed based these days?

Have you ever had the desire to write your initials in what cement?

T-B-T-L. Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?

It's Friday. Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Today we're gonna go over a great self-defense strategy.

Puping yourself.

Take a hot dog, stuff it with some jack cheese, fold it in a pizza.

You got cheesy blasters and then all the kids say thanks, meet Kat

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