#3703 Ah, That's My Brain!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Luke got a taste of the sweet new Wait, Wait Don't Tell Me digs last night. And Andrew has a new catch phrase. And scientists are checking their hypotenuses on water consumption for humans.

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0:00.0	Look, Daddy, I like you.
0:02.0	Like? I like you!
0:04.0	That's the thing I like you, too!
0:06.0	Daddy!
0:07.0	There's a lot of things about me. You don't know anything about, Daddy.
0:10.0	Things you wouldn't understand.
0:12.0	Things you couldn't understand.
0:14.0	Things you shouldn't understand.
0:18.0	I don't understand.
0:20.0	T-T-B-T-L.
0:27.0	Guess what, Daddy?
0:28.0	What day it is? Guess what day it is?
0:31.0	It's Friday. Friday!
0:33.0	Gotta get down on Friday.
0:35.0	Everybody's looking forward to the weekend!
0:38.0	There are two types of people in this world.
0:40.0	Those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.
0:43.0	My ex-wife loves him.
0:45.0	You know something? That was pretty funny.
0:47.0	You should think about being a comedian.
0:49.0	My friend is a Blackjack dealer.
0:51.0	And on his form, he has a tattoo of an ace and a jack.
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