#3701 The Man In The High Russell

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 June 2022

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Luke is considering a "dopamine reset", while Andrew learns that he really got away with something on his recent trip to the King County dump.

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0:00.0	Hi, Diddly. Hey, Homer.
0:04.8	Oh my God. This dude does the best flanders.
0:07.8	You got the mustache and the diddly.
0:10.4	Okay. Now, do wig him.
0:12.0	Ha, ha, ha.
0:13.5	Homer, it's me, Ned.
0:15.8	Oh, right.
0:17.4	To God, dude.
0:18.6	Hey, I got a question for you.
0:20.8	Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot
0:24.3	that he himself could not eat it?
0:26.4	Ha, well, sir, of course he could, but then again,
0:31.4	wow, as melon scratchers go, that's a honeydoodle.
0:34.0	TVTL!
0:40.2	Look, I get it. I'm not always fun to be around.
0:44.0	I can be loud and abrasive.
0:46.0	My breath, the doctor say I have a curable stink tongue.
0:50.4	Right now, I'm only looking for two things.
0:52.8	A class on how to make your own paper-machete pencil holder
0:55.8	and an astrokick.
0:57.4	And it looks like I miss the class
0:58.8	on how to make your own paper-machete pencil holder.
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