370: The Stinkiest Way To Teleport

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2024

⏱️ 90 minutes

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GET MINTMOBILE FOR $15 A MONTH go to https://www.MINTMOBILE.com/OFFICIAL Four close man friends gather around to talk about odd ways to teleport. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 370: Recorded 01/01/23 --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST Brought to you by the following sponsors: GET MINTMOBILE FOR $15 A MONTH: go to https://www.MINTMOBILE.com/OFFICIAL GET GODSLAP AND PLAGUE SEEKER RIGHT NOW: go to https://www.BADEGG.co --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 1:05 Andrew Recovers 5:39 Jackson’s Grandpa Is Replacing Kaya On The Show 6:30 Mickey Mouse Enters The Public Domain 10:49 Cheap Horror Makes Money 13:19 Godzilla Minus One 15:16 The Rock Is A Fake 22:35 Vin Diesel Accusations 27:50 New Years Happenings (Jackson Left The House) 37:02 The Trip That Made Jackson Quit Building Lego 46:46 Mint Mobile 48:41 2023 Was A Great Year 49:56 Woman Showered 37 Times This Year 54:57 New Year's Eve In NYC Requires Diapers 1:02:39 The Intricate Mechanics Of A Diaper 1:06:14 Teleportation Via Poop Smearing 1:29:18 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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0:00.0	And Oh, Hello welcome to episode 370 of the official podcast.
0:33.6	It is now 2024.
0:35.3	We are, this is the first thing we're doing in the new year
0:39.0	for you guys anyway, it's the second for me,
0:40.6	but it's the first for you guys. So it's the new year and we had a new
0:44.8	year's resolution to get rid of Kaya he's gone. That's right. He's not here
0:51.4	anymore. Yeah we got together we said our New Year's resolution is no more Kaya, so that's why he's not here.
0:57.0	And let's never speak of it again.
1:00.0	Okay. Yeah.
1:05.0	So how's COVID feeling for you, Andrew? I'm pretty much better for the most part. It was a good
1:10.0	fucking horrid three days, two or three days at the beginning, but then it's just like mildly annoying.
1:16.6	How many times have you had it?
1:18.8	Three.
1:20.5	Did it get better subsequent times because I'm just worried about getting it again now?
1:26.0	So first time was awful. Second time was only bad for a day and the most recent time was probably the worst one.
1:33.0	So it fluctuates.
1:35.0	God damn it.
1:36.0	Does it just depend on the strain or like is it how your physical well-being is at the time that dictates it?
1:42.0	I don't know it's probably... physical well-being is at the time that dictates it?
1:43.2	I don't know it's probably strain dependent I have no clue but yeah the most recent time
1:49.3	was fucking terrible.
1:51.7	God damn it.
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