369: It's An Official Christmas

The Official Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Four close man friends gather around to talk about Christmas 2023. This is the Official Podcast. Every Thursday morning. Links Below. THE OFFICIAL NETWORK CHANNEL (SUBSCRIBE NOW): https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw Episode 369: Recorded 12/29/23 For the Christmas giveaway, message your response to Jackson's instagram at https://www.instagram.com/zealotonpc --- Get additional episodes and bonus content with early access: go to https://www.PATREON.com/THEOFFICIALPODCAST Brought to you by the following sponsors: GET 25% OFF YOUR FITBOD SUBSCRIPTION: go to https://www.FITBOD.me/OFFICIAL GET GODSLAP AND PLAGUE SEEKER RIGHT NOW: go to https://www.BADEGG.co --- Audio Platforms (Spotify, Apple, Amazon & Castbox): https://linktr.ee/theofficialpodcast Other Shows: https://linktr.ee/theofficialnetwork --- Timestamps: 00:00 Intro 1:13 Christmas Recaps 11:43 Pitbulls 13:08 Jackson’s Christmas Gift to the Patrons 14:48 Pitbulls (Continued) 21:31 Shoe Lobsters 25:31 Getting Gifts as an Adult 28:26 Kaya’s Christmas Paranoia 34:57 The Countdown to Your Death 37:25 Fitbod Ad 40:05 China Almost Killed Their Gaming Industry 53:03 Console Twitter Stans 57:07 ChatGPT Is Getting Lazy 59:38 The New York Times is Suing OpenAI 1:07:25 Robbing A Bank is Easy 1:11:54 Wrap --- Hosts: Jackson: https://twitter.com/zealotonpc Andrew: https://twitter.com/huggbeestv Charlie: https://twitter.com/moistcr1tikal Kaya: https://twitter.com/kayaorsan --- Additional Links: Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcHYe-Qw7qUN5gFWMdj9nNw SubReddit: https://reddit.com/r/theofficialpodcast Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/theofficialpodcast Intro by: https://www.youtube.com/c/Derpmii Music by: https://soundcloud.com/inst1nctive & https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Art by: https://www.instagram.com/nook_eilyk/ Edited by: https://linktr.ee/zayaLT Designer: http://www.jr-design-co.com/ Produced by Jackson Clarke for The Official Network

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0:00.0	And So, Hey guys it's episode 369 of the official podcast, a very special Christmas themed episode.
0:36.0	You'll probably notice on the webcams right now, we're all wearing Christmas outfits.
0:40.0	We've got Santa hats on, I've got a burlap sack full of gifts.
0:43.9	There's so much going on right now.
0:45.6	Can you hear the Christmas carols?
0:47.4	I can hear the Christmas carols.
0:49.1	It's three days out.
0:50.5	None of that's true, by the way.
0:51.7	I'm not wearing any clothes. I mean, I'm'm wearing clothes but no Christmas clothes
0:54.7	but anyway how are you guys going? Hey doing great Jackson I love the
0:59.5	enthusiasm yes I appreciate, the larping.
1:05.0	We're a little late, we should have pre-recorded the Christmas episode, so it releases on Christmas,
1:10.0	not do it afterwards.
1:12.0	But yeah, I've had my full of Christmas. Thank you. That was
1:16.7	overwhelming this year. I never realized that big and bold Americans celebrated.
1:32.0	No, it's not my first Christmas German celebrated as well, but this year we celebrated it at my like wife's wealthy uncles place and that man goes all out. It was like three straight days of 25 person dinner parties and just so much commotion and just eating.
1:41.2	Needless to say I'm stuffed again.
1:43.0	Are you nervous around new people?
1:45.0	Because that sounds like a lot of like new faces to mingle with for you.
1:50.0	Yeah, I am, but you know, I mean if there's a little bit of booze and if I can get my foot in with like one topic, then I'm fine.
2:00.0	And if there's anything like...
2:02.0	People are very chill now.
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