4.8 • 5.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Happy wonderwall to you and yours and bApp.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Beach, Too Sandy, Water to Wet, a podcast featuring real reviews written by people who just need the world to know what they think. |
| 0:13.3 | Between you and me, I wanted to like this podcast, but I'd give it zero stars if I could. Hello and welcome to Beach, Sandy Watertoe at the podcast. |
| 0:40.8 | We Read the Worst Reviews in the Most Dramatic fashion. |
| 0:43.1 | I'm sister host Christine. |
| 0:44.6 | I'm brother host Zandi. |
| 0:46.8 | This feels like what I see on TikTok people casually sitting on a couch and recording a podcast. |
| 0:55.9 | Yeah, like how we did it for like two years. |
| 0:57.8 | I know, but I'm not used to it anymore. |
| 1:00.2 | Even Gia, when we did the clap at the beginning to sync audio with the video, |
| 1:04.8 | he really looked at us like, what was that? |
| 1:06.9 | That was startling. |
| 1:08.6 | So anyway, welcome to my house. |
| 1:10.4 | Thank you. |
| 1:14.4 | Sorry about the whole house and everything else oh it's okay and all the contents within um it only took us 20 minutes to find |
| 1:19.6 | everything to set up i was like i'll be ready at 10 a m uh and then leona was like screaming and i was |
| 1:26.7 | anyway uh we're here now though and uh we're we're thrilled to be here, right Zadby? I'm so thrilled. Yeah. I'm actually glad to be here right now. Wow. And what compared to usual? Well, compared to the last two episodes. Yeah. I was not happy to be there. Why not? Oh, I don't know. Just depression. Oh, so that's all better now? I'm cured. I'm all cured, everybody. No, I'm excited because this episode is coming out on New Year's Eve. Gio heard this is a love seat. He just Gio just jumped up between us. He's like, a love seat. |
| 2:01.2 | Don't mind if I do. |
| 2:02.3 | He's like, oh, depression, I can cure that. Yeah, he's like, I got that too. We got the blues. We got the blues. No, yeah, so happy Wonderwall, almost Wonderwall, everybody. Oh, my God. Send my regards to BAP. BAP. |
| 2:21.3 | If you're not familiar, I have a famous New Year's Eve. |
| 2:22.1 | It's not famous. |
| 2:30.7 | Text that I sent to Zandi and my mother in a group text with another person entity named B, B, lowercase B, capital A, lowercase P, P. And I wrote Happy Wonderwall, |
| 2:36.7 | because I was very intoxicated many years ago in Chicago, and they were playing Wonderwall at |
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