#37 Riding the Ups and Downs

Kristen, CHILL OUT.

Kristen Carney

Comedy

4.8 • 672 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Kristen hangs with former child star of Mighty Ducks and Heavyweights, Aaron Schwartz to talk about surviving the emotional ups and downs of Hollywood. They also talk about Aaron's issues with body dysmorphic disorder and how he tries to beat it. There's also a child star "Who's Sadder?" and the return of "Depression Impression."

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0:00.0	Hey dog, dog, you see the size of that chicken?
0:09.4	Hey, welcome.
0:10.6	That was good.
0:11.7	I wish that was my voice.
0:12.7	Hey.
0:13.2	Hey.
0:14.2	I'm hanging out with Aaron Schwartz, who is a fart master.
0:20.2	Yes.
0:21.2	But more importantly. There's no microphone down there, master. Yes. But more importantly...
0:23.1	There's no microphone down there, though.
0:24.8	No.
0:25.2	I can hear it.
0:25.9	Sadly.
0:26.7	So I'm hanging out with Aaron Schwartz,
0:28.2	and you guys may know him
0:29.6	from Mighty Ducks and from heavyweights.
0:32.2	And also, though, most recently,
0:34.9	Guardians of the Galaxy,
0:36.3	you played what's his name?
0:37.3	I played young, Kurt Russell. I played young ego. I played his, I played his face. I was his
0:42.7	facelift. How did they cast for something like that? It was actually interesting. I knew they were
0:48.1	going to do something like that because in the casting office they were like, now say the line and turn
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