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🗓️ 12 August 2025
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How to Cheat at Golf: A Never Not Funny Investigation. And: Simon's dad makes magic wands, but you can't have one.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, everybody, Jimmy Porter here. I want to take a moment out of my life and yours to talk about Babel. |
| 0:04.6 | As you know, I've been using it to learn Spanish. And you know what? It's going well. It's going well. Bejour. See, it's going great. Ovoire. Listen, the bottom line is you learn from Babel. You play games. They have fun ways to get you to do it. One study found, this is the study at the Pardo Canning household, that using Babel for |
| 0:21.7 | 15 hours is equivalent to a full semester at college. That's what I said to my wife, Danielle, I go, you know what, you know what, in fact, let's not even send Oliver to college. Let's just have him sit down with Babel for 15 hours at a click and I would save a couple of bucks and then have him walk around and go, I can speak seven languages. |
| 0:20.1 | What other skills do you have? |
| 0:21.3 | Nothing. Babble's fantastic, and it's fun. I want you to learn another language like I am, so I'm teaming up with Babel to give you 55% off subscriptions. That's the Hagar, 55% off only for listeners that are not funny right now at babble.com slash |
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| 1:04.0 | to learn different language rules and restrictions may apply please don't take this |
| 1:08.6 | personnel would you pull out of hell hello everybody in the deed welcome Please don't take this person out. Would you politely go to hell? |
| 1:13.3 | Hello, everybody, Nadide. |
| 1:14.7 | Welcome into Never Not Funny. |
| 1:16.0 | This is a little sampling of the lettered episode that we released this week. |
| 1:20.3 | And if you want to hear the entire episode, you can head over to Never Not Funny.com |
| 1:23.8 | and subscribe to the platinum subscription levels that we have over there for you to hear everything. |
| 1:30.4 | But this is a nice little taste of what's happening over there behind closed doors at the platinum. |
| 1:37.1 | So please enjoy. |
| 1:39.9 | This could be internet nonsense, but I thought there was like recordings of Trump saying he wished he pushed what's her what's her name down the stairs when she was pregnant because he hates his kids so much. I believe that. I believe that's accurate, right? Something like like, like Marla Maples. Fucking kids. I hate him so much. I should have pushed her down the stairs. Good Lord. He's just crazy. But good news, guys. He won his club championship again at three under par. |
| 2:03.4 | How many club championships does this fucking club have? |
| 2:05.4 | They won it three months ago. |
| 2:06.7 | I think whenever he wants to say one something, I think. |
| 2:09.2 | And by the way, three under par, apparently most recently, |
| 2:12.0 | Patrick Harrington, you know, an actual senior golfer, senior PGA golfer, played it and got |
| 2:20.4 | minus two. So, yeah, sure you did. Sure you got minus three, you fucking dickhead. There was |
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