Please don't take this person out

Would you politely go to hell

Get the fuck out on my way

Because it's been one of those days

I don't know why

I refuse to know why

Sit down

Nobody's twerking

Say what your heart believes, man

That's a beautiful love making session

Monkey see monkey do, right? Make sure you smell it. Put your

chaps on, walk up and down the street, do your

thing. Live, tape, it's the fastest hour in podcasting.

This is Never Not Funny.

Now, here's your host, Jimmy Pardo.

Hello everybody to eat.

Welcome to the program of episode 3624, the award winning podcast, Never Not Funny. I don't know what's going on with the beep, but it's muted. You know what? Maybe it just needs a new battery. Possibly needs a new battery. I think you've blown out the speaker. Yeah. You know what? I mean, the battery's got to be five years old. I think it's even stuck in there. Oh, it's an end oh, it's an endop. That's one of your better brands.

You ever notice that? Whenever you buy something comes with a battery brand you've never heard of. But yeah, this is an endop. So this is a, this is top notch. So we're good to go. Anyway, welcome to the program, everybody. Welcome to 3624, as I mentioned. We're back. we had a little vacation last week.

We recorded two episodes on Monday,

and then my family and I went up to... 26 24, as I mentioned. We're back. We had a little vacation last week.

We recorded two episodes on Monday, and then my family and I went up to Sequoia and then Yosemite.

And as I was, as we got to Sequoia, there's big trees up there, Matt.

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