Good afternoon, Mrs. Pan.

This is Vince Napmaker from Public Radio's The World Is My Bot.

We wanted to call you to thank you for being a continued supporter of Public Radio.

But we wanted to ask you if you'd be willing to increase your support.

Every dollar counts.

Do you have any idea how much it costs to act like you're this much better than everyone

else?

But furthermore, our uppity podcasts aren't going to create themselves.

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T-B-T-L!

Gentlemen, it's a bet.

We leave at 930.

I'm a Grammy Emmy Tony and Webby Award-winning and nominated songwriter, artist, designer, director,

editor, animator, producer, collector, party thrower.

W-W-W dot this and W-W dot that.

Well, all right.

Hello.

Good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might

be too beautiful to live.

I've been waiting for this moment for months and it's finally here.

Coming to you today from the Mile High City.

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