#3687 You're On Thin Eggs, Buddy!
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 19 May 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
Now Luke's having TBTL-a-Thon stress dreams, and he's locked in Kafkaesque a battle with his internet provider. Meanwhile, Andrew shares some fond memories of winters on Lake Winnipesaukee.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Luke and Andrew. This is Lee. I don't know if I need to blame you or give you credit |
| 0:04.6 | But I wanted to let you know I'm leaving tubs at lunchtime |
| 0:08.2 | With a French tip I only came here because you guys kept on talking about this dang sandwich and about to enjoy |
| 0:14.8 | power out |
| 0:22.0 | Maybe our friendship isn't worth it damn maybe we should call Quitch right now |
| 0:25.2 | You just tell me where to sign bud right on my sandwich after you kiss it as usual |
| 0:30.9 | We have a lot to cover |
| 0:33.3 | So if you pay careful attention you'll have nothing to worry about I value confidentiality and paradoxically |
| 0:39.1 | I don't care who knows it here's some advice I gave to the girls in my dance troupe at the dance tell you job tournament that advice was dance |
| 0:46.5 | dance |
| 0:48.0 | Oh, I know this this violates every can I'm a respectable broadcast |
| 0:56.4 | All right, hello good morning and welcome everyone to a Thursday edition of TV T.O |
| 1:02.1 | The show that just might be too beautiful to live |
| 1:05.6 | Somehow hot break feels good in a place like this. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host |
| 1:10.9 | Gonna be a sit-down comedian on tiki-taki coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon |
| 1:20.5 | Usually there'd be a small cat terrorizing me but |
| 1:26.2 | He's already been bubbles the cat has already been |
| 1:29.8 | transported over to Becca's house because |
| 1:32.4 | Once we get done with our recordings today |
| 1:34.4 | Including today's episode and then tomorrow's episode featuring special guest and head off to Los Angeles tonight and then |
| 1:42.8 | To Denver for T.B. T.L.A. |
| 1:44.8 | Thun 13 let the fun begin oh speaking of letting the fun let the fun begin let some fun begin right now here on episode |
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