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Episode One

368 - Zenith: The Apex Pinnacle [Patreon Preview]

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary

Chip Blockoff (Branson), CEO of DealMachine, and Corb Zatch (Charles), CEO of Pick Six Financial, give advice to restore an American culture based on hard work and excellence. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/119161541

Transcript

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0:00.0

So you might be wondering, what is Teddy in the time jar? It sounds really cool. Well, basically,

0:06.0

let me just give you the quick pitch here. Teddy Tech is a 13-year-old young scholar at any time

0:11.8

high school who is a genius with perfect grades and infinite business ideas. You'd think he'd be

0:17.9

the most popular kid in school, right? Wrong.

0:30.9

All the dumb jocks who watch TikToks all day and play sports and go to parties and have friends and get girls are always, well, they're not really picking on him, but they don't include him.

0:32.9

That's a form of picking on somebody.

0:34.2

That's right, yeah.

0:36.7

Lucky, because they're jealous because he tries hard.

0:37.3

I know. Lucky for little Teddy, he has a secret, the time jar. Every night, Teddy shuts his room

0:42.9

and opens his closet where the time jar sits. It is a crazy genius invention he made in secret

0:48.9

that turns him into an adult man for eight hours every evening after school is over. As an adult, he is

0:56.3

a man. He owns seven Fortune 500 companies. He has $600 billion in the bank. He gets every girl.

1:03.6

He drives every cool car, and he is the only private citizen to have his own nuclear weapons

1:08.7

stockpile. So you can imagine the kind of adventures he gets

1:12.4

into once he uses that time jar to turn into an adult every night. I do want to say one thing

1:17.5

about Teddy Tech is we didn't write it in here, but when he becomes the adult, his name is still

1:23.9

Teddy Tech. It's still Teddy Tech, but nobody knows he's the same guy because they assume an adult

1:29.6

cannot be a child.

1:30.9

Yeah, there's a lot of situations.

1:32.3

Nobody knows, yeah.

1:33.5

The adult Teddy Tech is often going to any town high school to settle scores.

1:37.1

He goes there nearly every day.

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