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It's Thursday. It's March 5th and it's National absent day. So go hop on a cloud and talk to the cartoon fear that is your grandfather's old portrait. I guess I am no illusions.

I'm Eli Bosnick. I'm Heathen right and from James Comey's New Jersey. How since the Nanny Swings State and good husband Georgia, this is the scathing atheist.

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Judaism are getting cured with this one simple trip and done for it'll be here to give you a voice job. But first the diatribe.

He said he had a golden mirror and if you look into it just right it would show you the beginning of time.

And what's more, he was telling the truth.

I know it sounds like the kind of thing religions would say if they could muster as much creativity as a mediocre fantasy writer,

but as esoteric as a golden mirror that sees through time and ascends to the heaven sounds, it's a real thing and I got to see it a couple weeks ago when we were in LA.

And because scientists have to use straight sounding names when they want to command gazillion dollar budgets, they passed up on all the cool names like the gilded mirror of Zerblaxia and just went with the James Webb space telescope.

So first of all, let me geek out about this a little one of our listeners works for north from Grumman, which is the prime contractor for the James Webb.

And well, it's not exactly on public display. Apparently the company encourages their employees to bring people in and show it off.

And probably so that somebody will think of something other than exploding brown people when they think of north from Grumman.

So when he heard that we were coming to LA for a God off of movies record, he reached out with an invitation to see it. And of course I jumped at the opportunity.

Now you'll often hear the James Webb described as the plan successor to the Hubble. And I guess in a sense that's right, but it gives people the wrong impression of the thing.

It's not just going to be the bigger and better version of Hubble.

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