367: My Corona Edition

The Scathing Atheist

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Other

4.9 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

In this week’s episode, the Rocket Man will prove that THAT piece of ground was flat for sure, we learn that Boy Scout leaders knew way too much about balloon knots, and the Trump administration will combat coronavirus by drinking American beer.

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Headlines:

The death of rocket guy: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/23/man-who-launched-himself-in-rocket-to-prove-earth-is-flat-dies-in-crash-landing/

Boy Scouts file for bankruptcy: https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/18/us/boy-scouts-bankruptcy/index.html

Students Protest After Catholic School Fires Teachers in Same-Sex Relationships: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/19/students-protest-after-catholic-school-fires-teachers-in-same-sex-relationships/

Utah Polygamy Bill Decriminalizes Plural Marriage Between Consenting Adults: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/20/utah-polygamy-bill-decriminalizes-plural-marriage-between-consenting-adults/

Jason Rapert gets owned on his own stupid Twitter poll: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/19/christian-group-blames-atheists-and-satanists-for-tilting-disingenuous-survey/

Dave Daubenmire Says the Halftime Show Opened a Portal and Infected Him With a Virus: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/14/dave-daubenmire-the-halftime-show-opened-a-portal-and-infected-me-with-a-virus/

Rick Wiles says Coronavirus is because China doesn’t love Jesus enough: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/25/rick-wiles-the-coronavirus-crisis-will-end-if-china-accepts-jesus/ ad Indonesia to combat coronavirus using god: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/24/indonesia-will-rely-on-the-almighty-to-fight-coronavirus-health-minister-says/

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This Week in Misogyny:

TN GOP Lawmaker Says Tampons Can’t Be Tax-Free or Else Women Will Hoard Them https://apnews.com/e14a6b531799cc289e96b9eb7b43a436

Women who cook while menstruating will be born as dogs, apparently: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/25/women-who-cook-while-menstruating-will-be-reborn-as-dogs-hindu-leader-says/

Hindu School Students Forced to Strip to Prove They Weren’t Menstruating

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/15/hindu-girls-school-students-forced-to-strip-to-prove-they-werent-menstruating/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Warning, the following podcast contains a fintziveness to still down to its purest form.
0:05.6	Also, naughty words.
0:07.6	This week's episode of the Skaving Atheist is brought to you by Zippercrooter and by
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0:20.4	Right now at patreon.com forward slash D&D Minus, all spelled out.
0:25.2	D&D Minus, someone shits themselves doing a backflip.
0:29.8	Now the Skaving Atheist.
0:31.8	Hi, I'm Chris and I'm just a guy who loves science and I'm here to declare.
0:36.6	The Earth is a globe, the climate is changing dramatically.
0:40.4	We did land men on the moon, vaccines are safe and effective, chemtrails are just ice
0:46.3	crystals, and we did in fact evolve from filthy monkey men and women.
0:59.8	It's Thursday.
1:06.8	It's February 27th and it's Pokemon Day.
1:18.3	Pikachu.
1:19.3	Damn right.
1:20.3	Ah, no illusions.
1:22.3	I'll be live, boss.
1:23.3	I'm Heathen Wright and from Kellyanne Conway's New Jersey.
1:28.3	Since the next week's sake, good news from Georgia.
1:31.1	This is the Skaving Atheist.
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