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#368: Spider-Man Pulls His Punches

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Snark Tank

Video Games, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.8860 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Snartek.

0:12.0

You're about to get your ears glazed by the great Chris Racon, Derek Blackman, and Tom Sweetie.

0:23.9

Sit back and prepare for some action.

0:29.2

Sit back and prepare for some glazing glory.

0:37.1

All right.

0:38.6

Is that Wolverine?

0:41.9

Yeah, how's Wolverine going to have a health bar, dude?

0:43.7

He fucking regenerates.

0:45.3

I can't believe like these people have never played. Shoot someone in a gut.

0:46.5

Shoot them right in the gut.

0:47.5

There are so many X-Men games.

0:50.7

Like, I'm like, just who gives a fuck?

0:57.4

You know what his death could mean? It doesn't matter. matter it doesn't matter I don't want to get into it I don't even care if he has a help bar and he can die

1:00.7

like whatever it's a video game exactly that's all right but uh generate Derek you don't get it

1:06.2

he can regenerate why would he be able to regenerate Derek shut your stupid pussy ass mouth up if you've never

1:12.4

played video games before no how could you have a superman video game ass mouth how could you have

1:17.9

superman who's gonna body parts in a row does everybody have fuck spider man beats up regular henchman how was that

1:23.8

like that shouldn't even be a thing like like, like, he's hitting him hard, dude.

1:29.6

Dude, in the game, in the game, like, I love the, I love the justification where, like, oh, he's pulling his punches or whatever.

1:35.8

Because in the game, there are certain finishing moves in that game where I'm like, you, you can't pull that punch.

1:43.7

Not in that way. You can't put the way the kick to like the back of the neck

1:47.4

that he does when he's like finishing off like some random 25 year old henchman is so debilitatingly

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