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Hello and welcome to the Snark Tank podcast.

As you can see,

it's just,

it's way more,

it's way,

way more phenotymically similar than it usually is today.

Yep.

We're missing somebody.

Chris, unfortunately, was shot dead at a bodega in Havana.

So he is, he will not be able to return to us.

Yep.

Until he's resurrected by some sort of, I don't know, dumb Puerto Rican magic fucking,

I don't know, I don't know, some Arawakkin magic that he asked my grandma where to get

it from and she was like, oh, right here.

So I have a feeling he'll resurrect during the Super Bowl for some fucking reason.

That he'll be there. Yeah, there's going to be there and not, I'd be able to say a single word of the songs, but he'll just be like there and it was be like, he'll be there looking frightened and screaming in the middle of the stage while fucking. Completely, completely nude while bad bunny's fucking singing about, singing about how much he loves Puerto Rico and dancing and he's just fucking screaming

he's fucking like the most harrowing

scream you can ever imagine

and everyone's acting like nothing's happening

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