#3671 I Am The One Who Grumps!

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2022

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Johnny Depp said something in court yesterday that stopped Luke in his tracks. Plus, the truckers orchestrating a protest convoy found themselves in the worst situation they could possibly imagine. It involved gridlocked traffic, Berkeley students, and an endless supply of eggs.

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0:00.0	So how did you two love rats meet?
0:02.6	Oh, it's a fun story.
0:04.1	I was working on this project tearing down a condemned bar called the Desert Rash.
0:08.6	I went into meet with the contractors and Diana is sitting at the bar drinking a 7 and 7 and 7.
0:13.6	Seven shots of Seagrum 7 and 7 minutes.
0:16.1	It's Diana's morning drink.
0:17.8	Oh, that's right. It was very early in the morning.
0:20.2	Well, this little spitfire finds out it's me who's closing down the bar.
0:24.1	Next thing I know, she's got a knife to my face.
0:26.4	I would have been scared if she hadn't been the most gorgeous thing I've ever seen in my life.
0:31.5	So how'd you and Ellen are become friends?
0:33.3	Well, let's just say that we lived in the same neighborhood.
0:38.8	Oh, what a fun way to say a normal thing, right?
0:42.2	TVTL!
0:47.9	Thank you so much for letting us wrap.
0:50.5	Don't hesitate, feel free to clap.
0:53.0	What's your question?
0:54.0	How much milk do I have to drink to be big enough to be quarter back?
0:59.5	Drink is much milk is your little belly can hold.
1:03.5	Blue, blue, or blue, take a few and take a few on-till parts and curl, curl for a little.
1:11.8	Yeh, can I be blue?
1:13.5	Blue for two, flu, blue, or blue?
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