I gave a guy a cigarette one time. He's in for cigarette. Yeah. And I gave it to him. He has nice enough and then I

Notice he was a smoky. He had like almost a full lit cigarette in his hand

I was like wait, did you have a cigarette? He goes, no, no, I wanted this one for later and I took it back

Nothing I go dude give me that fuck out of here

He's like, bro really? I'm like here really don't come with the one you're smoking you dildo

Hey bud, you got a spud no fool, but I got a cool

Now I'm a fellow with a hard to go with the ways of a gentleman. I've been told the kind of a fellow that wouldn't even harm a fleet

But if me in a certain character met the guy that invented the cigarette I'd murder that son of a gun in the first degree

Now it ain't cause that I don't smoke myself. I don't reckon they hinder your health. I've smoked them all my life and I ain't dead yet

But nicotine slaves are all the same at a petting party or a poker game. Everything's got to stop while they have that cigarette

Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette

Puff puff and if you smoke yourself again tell St. Peter at the Golden Gate that you hate to make him wait

But you just gotta have another cigarette

What is like the most amount of

Movie theater popcorn you have eaten

You know, I mean I

Right now my mouth is like curl up and that dry and that good dust salt dust that gets your mouth all dry

the ends

Just did a show and win a peg first show and like five fucking years there

Who's at a movie theater the old movie converted movie theater the Garrick and so they had I smelled it

I was like what does that smell popcorn is this still a movie theater like not for years and I'm like well then they still make it

Because why not I actually like performing in movie theater style rooms. It's pretty cool

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