#366: Smackdown (@SalVulcano)

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🗓️ 17 September 2019

⏱️ 202 minutes

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Summary

Sal Vulcano and I both went to WWE's Smackdown on September 10, 2019. It was Sal's 80th WWE event. It was my first. I had SO many question. So Sal came over to my apartment 6 days later to tell me all the ins and outs of that world so I could make sense of what I had seen.

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0:00.0	So anyway, he got pissed off and he's screaming and wringing him.
0:03.2	Same as Amy's aimless.
0:03.8	Screaming.
0:04.6	And he had to go back up the ramp to leave and someone's holding up my face and he went
0:08.7	over to my face and just punched it and broke it in half.
0:10.9	Ha ha ha.
0:11.9	It's on, it's online.
0:12.9	I have it.
0:13.9	Really?
0:14.9	Yeah.
0:15.9	I'm a new Jack Dupress table and then my heart stopped listening to Cho Cho fan.
0:24.0	Falling off all over again.
0:26.5	I'm a lot like you.
0:31.0	So please, I know I'm here.
0:35.5	I'm waiting.
0:37.5	Oh, it's working out.
0:39.5	I've been dying for you.
0:41.5	I'll be good for you and you'll be good for me.
0:51.5	Oh, all right.
0:55.6	This is fucking fifth take, I think.
0:57.8	I'm welcome to R.I.S.K.D.
0:59.5	Tank.
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