367. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 11 July 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

One-on-one pod today. Chris and Jason talk about hitting bottom, TJ went to a house party last night, G-Wagon is just a Jeep Wrangler, Chris’ Vegas cab driver was nearly killed by a child, Morrissey show report, the parallels between bottle service hierarchy and the Southwest Airlines boarding procedure, Shawn Mendes is going thu it, this town will chew you up and spit you out, Wimbledon finals, Rafa’s shoulder-length bob is an allegory for his entire career, traumatized dogs killed the fireworks industry, pit bulls at Erewhon, Chris’ fight song, Brooklyn’s paws are so big already you can tell he’s going to be huge when he grows up, latex allergies and calfskin condom hacks, and country music profit margins. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	You're going to feel kind of touched up from some
0:22.4	partying we did last night but he's saying to me that no no
0:25.8	He feels okay reports are coming in
0:28.4	reports are coming in I also I like touched up actually it's nice. Yeah, I mean I don't I don't know if I've ever used it before you
0:34.7	know it's just a more fun way to say I'm hung over it's the nicest way we need more of
0:39.5	that so when I after I dropped you off at an undisclosed residence in the hills
0:45.8	did you continue to partake in drugs and alcohol or was it more mellow?
0:50.8	No it was two mellow.
0:53.0	It was one of those things where I was a guest of a guest, so I didn't really know anyone
0:58.0	there.
0:59.0	So I was just kind of a long for the ride.
1:00.1	So you couldn't ask one of the 15 gay guys for GHB.
1:04.0	You just decided to kind of sit in the corner and drink your little Budweiser?
1:07.0	Well, sometimes the gay community can be welcoming and sometimes it can be not so welcoming and this was this was not
1:15.6	super welcoming there was a little bit of you can't sit with us energy we're not
1:21.0	going to just give you a stranger
1:23.2	GHB. Yeah, there's nothing cooler than being in a house with 10 guys
1:27.2	you've never heard of who all think they're famous or relevant.
1:30.0	Okay, so a party in LA or New York.
1:33.4	Yeah, I know you're a stylist bro, but like going to Zara doesn't make you cool.
1:38.0	Oh, it does if you can get all the returns in and nobody has to see a manager, then yeah, that's power. So what did you... the 36 years a friend of the show Decatur Dan and it was a pretty tame affair all and all
1:55.9	maybe for you yeah Shintaro Hollywood sushi friend of the show bij. Novak's favorite local sushi watering hole.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.