366. - Soccer Mommy

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2022

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Sophie Allison aka Soccer Mommy is a musician from Nashville. Her newest record Sometimes, Never is out now. We speculate how much Coolsculpting costs, free the Bodega stabber, TJ’s oiled up in Palm Springs, Billionaire retreats, gonna hit Kara Swisher with a 2 piece, secretly eating a meal on the phone, Snapchat is only for pot dealers, Chipotle gives you free food if you’re a band on tour, Morrissey, her album is ad-free, using the bed of her 2002 Ford Ranger as a swimming pool, the cheese plate stays indoors, Sophie does not want to do mushrooms ever, the rise of the saluting emoji, she’s gonna stay a country girl till the casket drops, her valedictorian upbringing, and she may be lying about being a fan of the pod. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund instagram.com/soccermommyband twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The Chris Black coming to you live from West Hollywood, California lots of breaking news
0:19.7	today Jason.
0:20.7	Oh shit hell yeah I feel like I'm in LA. This is cool. I know I know.
0:24.0	Jason is away sending himself on holiday. I'm of course forcing him to work.
0:29.0	Rest in peace to James Kahn, a legendary Hollywood stickman. Jimmy Kahn. Rest in peace to James Khan, a legendary Hollywood stickman.
0:33.2	Jimmy Khan.
0:34.2	Rest in peace to Raphael and the Dahl
0:36.0	who had to drop out of the Wimbledon semifinals
0:40.1	due to a torn abdomen, Jason.
0:41.8	Doesn't that sound painful?
0:42.8	Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
0:43.8	I mean, I've seen his abs and they always tore,
0:46.2	but I wanted to know, because I didn't know this.
0:49.7	I've been off the grid, so I had no idea
0:51.6	there was a, and there was an injury.
0:53.1	Yeah he just he just announced that he's he has to retire so
0:57.4	curious moves on to the finals baby.
0:59.5	Okay but you say retired that means this tournament not.
1:02.2	Yeah yeah that's that's proper term I just had a scare okay damn torn abdomen so he's just whipping that backhand so gnarly that
1:09.0	Honestly, it must be like I don't know how you do that. I thought that's, I thought that was kind of like what happens if cool sculpting goes wrong.
1:18.0	But this ain't Drake, this is Ruff, a known, you athlete a plus athlete but he got you know he's he's got an expiration date on him just like everyone else and clocks ticking on them abs I saw a cool sculpting commercial when I was watching Fox News last night because I got regular TV.
1:36.4	I got to say this 90 second cool sculpting spot. I was like, yeah, I get it.
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