We have an amazing relationship. We both have so much in common. We both love soup and we love the outdoors.

We love snow peas and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

T-B-T-L! This thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be. I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions and personal citations when this thing's over.

Let me take off my assistant skirt and put on my Barbara Streisand in the Prince of Tides, as masking therapist pantsuit.

Do not put that on the imaginary reader show. Hey, I learned a lesson here, but I hope you all have too about the vitality of shared experience.

We will all remember this moment for the rest of our lives. It was dramatic, it was visual, it was stupid, it was stupid, but it was also theater.

Ooh, fancy.

All right, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Monday edition of T-B-T-L, the show. It just might be too beautiful to live.

You know, this show is like a dynasty. You hold it and then you hand it off to the next person.

My name is Luke Furbank, I'm your host.

I'm here to hold my calls.

I'm into you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon, where once again confronted with not dry weather patterns.

I guess we're in the April showers bringing the May flowers phase of life. I mean, it's in the rhyme. I don't know I've been so annoyed this April.

It has been maybe the rainiest April on the record in Portland, so that's not helping, but I mean, it's as a child growing up in the US, they tell you April showers bring May flowers.

So I don't know why it's getting to me, but it kind of is.

Thankfully, I will focus my attention today on the task at hand, which is episode 3,669 in a collector series.

Let the fun begin big doons over the weekend. So now Elon Musk is going to buy Twitter.

You got to be kidding me.

I guess he threatened to go directly to the Twitter shareholders and just offered a buy their shares up from them and go around to the board of Twitter.

And so now it's all the indications are maybe by the time we are done recording this episode of TBL, he may have acquired enough of Twitter to take it back to being private, which God knows what his plans are for it.

Maybe it'll be good for me. I don't know. I probably spend way too much time thinking about if any of my silly tweets are getting any love, so.

Could actually just could save me some heartache if he takes it over and puts Trump back on there and turns it into some kind of nightmare extended Rogan verse.

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