Yesterday, I put my bins out on the driveway, garbage recycling and yard waste, and now I wait on garbage day, anxiety.

Like a cold wave washes over me, did they come or not I cannot see, oh garbage day is hard on me.

Why do they pass me by and then lie and say they came? Until I see a truck I'm just stuck on garbage day.

T-T-B-T-L. Guess what day it is, guess what day it is. It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday, everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Chips and dips, chips and dips, I love chips and dips. Guess what it's illegal, it's literally illegal. Am I a hero?

I really can't say, but yes. I'm a grandpa like to say, hot diggery dog, as I like to say, I'm bad, it's good, how about out?

Alright, hello, good morning, welcome everyone. Do a Friday edition of T-B-T-L, the show that just might be. Too beautiful to live.

I say, I say, was that dope?

My name is Luke Burbank on your host.

I think this guy's sense of humor never developed past junior high school.

Coming to you from the Hollywood broadcast center right here in Portland, Oregon, where it looks like it's actually...

Oh, ma, pa, it's just beautiful. Maybe gonna be a nice day, which we are due for, as it has been, frigid around here for the last week or so.

We're at episode 3663 in a collector series.

That's a fun begin.

We have lots to talk about on this Friday, including the breaking news that the board at Twitter.

Wouldn't it be weird if that's how we said it, Twitter? I'd be a whole different social media platform if we called it Twitter instead of Twitter.

The board at Twitter has just voted in the last, I don't know, few minutes to create what they're calling a poison pill rule, so that Elon Musk cannot hostily purchase Twitter for $43 billion.

I know what you guys are thinking, hey, it's the guy from Twitter. That's what you're thinking right now.

We will talk about what's going on with that. Also, if you are ready to hear the cutest sound maybe ever made.

We will play it for you. It's a sound of a sleepy porcupine.

It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.

Porcupine or porcupine. Porcupine seems overly formal, but that's probably more accurate than porcupine.

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