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Episode One

366 - Burnside Automotive

Episode One

Episode One

Comedy

4.8858 Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Car Salesman Horton Rappaport (Charles) and dealership owner Bunsen Burnside (Branson) help various customers (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Transcript

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0:00.0

The following is an archived podcast presented by the Branson and Hudson Foundation for Podcast Recovery, a Charles Austin company.

0:06.7

It is the first and only episode of the podcast. Welcome to episode one.

0:10.4

Hey, Horton, get over here. Oh, right away, sir, Mr. Branson.

0:13.8

Yeah, sit down. Sit down. We got, hold on. What time is it? Where's my? You got my pen? Where's my pen? It's almost opening time. Right, right, right. I got to take care of this before.

0:21.8

We're doing a performance review on you today.

0:26.0

You've been here a long time.

0:27.9

It was three months you've been here?

0:29.8

It feels like just yesterday, but yeah, I believe it's three months.

0:32.7

All right.

0:33.3

So this is what we were doing.

0:34.6

This was in your original contract when you signed on here.

0:38.0

Let me hook up this microphone to you right here. All right. So we're doing a performance review

0:44.1

today. We're watching how you sales. We're recording everything you say to the customers.

0:50.1

We're going to be evaluating you on three metrics appearance.

0:57.3

Tell me a little bit about your outfit you got on Horton.

1:00.8

Well, it's nothing too crazy here.

1:02.4

I got my khakis and I got my short sleeve button up, my very best one with nice little tie here.

1:09.2

You know, I think.

1:09.5

As that starched, did you starch it?

1:11.8

Did you starch it like we told you to starch it?

1:14.6

Oh, of course I did.

1:16.2

Let me grab that here.

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