Hey, how you guys doing? I don't know if you got the news, but did you know the subway?

Then I carry in the abogoo. So yeah, I know you go to Subbs. I don't know sometimes you get your own family to do your thing.

Not my circus number monkeys, but they got the abogoo.

T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-L. Guess what day it is? Guess what day it is?

You want to feel the party's on fire? The party's gonna get in on fire.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Brother, who are you? What are you doing? I'm with the news, dude.

In 1971 Bill Great's invented Michael Soft. Wouldn't it be cool if I could remember my dingus passwords from my email?

They say, you snooze, you lose. But we snost. And look what we lost.

We got out.

All right, hello, good morning, and welcome everyone to a Friday edition of T-B-T-L.

Oh, yeah. The show that just might be too beautiful to live. My name is Luke Burbank. I'm your host.

Haven't you bothered me enough, you big vennanahead?

Coming to you from the Hollywood Broadcast Center right here in beautiful Portland, Oregon on this April 1st, April Fool's Day.

I have been pitying foos for 28 years, Bill, and it's never personal.

Oh, we have so many pranks and spoofs and stunts for the show today. I mean, who way do you get a load of this?

April Foolishness. We don't have any of those things. In fact, we don't even have a full report on the tree that's outside of my apartment building.

We're all around us, but who gives a s***? I was staring at this beautiful tree yesterday that's in bloom now, and I said I was going to go find out what it was.

And I did. I went out there with my cell phone in this app that I was talking a big game about that usually is very effective at identifying any kind of plant or tree.

All I can tell me is that it's a die-cott of some kind. So we know that we are dealing with some kind of very mature die-cott.

Maybe we'll post a picture of it somewhere, and I'm sure the hive mind of the T.B.T.L listeners will figure it out.

We have lots of talk about here. Lots of non-tree, non-april foolishness related content here on episode 3,653 in a collector series.

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