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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

#3651 Fix It. (Sunglasses Guy Emoji)

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Andrew set foot in Costco for the first time ever yesterday and has a full report. He and Luke also discuss their own awkward brand of email etiquette, and they listen to Paul Rudd prank Conan O'Brien once again, despite all odds. 


Transcript

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0:00.0

How many hot dogs do you eat in a day, Tim?

0:04.0

I rather not answer that. Thank you, though.

0:06.0

Did you eat hot dogs today?

0:09.0

Not exactly. And why are you bringing this up?

0:12.0

Well, you have mustard on your shirt and frankly your burps wreak of hot dogs.

0:18.0

I had a hot dog bowl earlier today, yes I did.

0:20.0

And what is a hot dog bowl?

0:23.0

It's like a breeto bowl.

0:25.0

But it's chopped up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl.

0:29.0

So like a much larger, less healthy hot dog.

0:32.0

Can I go, I'm starving.

0:34.0

T-B-T-L!

0:39.0

Sometimes you just gotta, you know, grate your teeth and look at the life right in the face and you say,

0:44.0

stop it, you know.

0:47.0

Please stop, please.

0:49.0

Right, you're doing this to me. I've been even done anything to use. Please stop.

0:53.0

I wish I could help you here, but I just don't want to.

0:56.0

How did these buff dudes escape my radar? I thought I knew about every single buff dude.

1:00.0

This is what happens when an inside joke gets into the water supply.

1:05.0

Alright, hello, good morning and welcome everyone to a Wednesday edition of T-B-T-L.

1:11.0

The show just might be too beautiful to live.

1:15.0

Hey, where's the frickin' gabagoo?

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