This is Doug Loves Minis.

Hey, hey, hey, short rounds and Benson Burn Offerings.

My name is Doug, and this is Doug loves minis.

The show that stands with Planned Parenthood, but giggles at the hashtag, I Stand with Pee-P.

Coming to you from an undisclosed location in Hollywood, all right, a friend's couch on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015. Doug's

plugs. Thursday night, December 3rd. That's tomorrow. I'm doing stand-up in Raleigh, North

Carolina at Good Nights, and Douglas movies returns to helium. It's a gas in Portland, Oregon,

this Sunday night at 8 o'clock.

Douglasmovies.com. For more info, that's Douglasmovies.com.

The 365 movies and 365 days, DLM Challenge continues.

Number 282, Safe Light on Netflix.

You guys know I love Juno Temple, right?

Well, that's why I watch this one.

She's great, as usual, this time playing a truck stop prostitute

and befends a crippled high school boy,

but I can't recommend this one because of its entirely unsatisfying ending.

Number 283, speaking of unsatisfying, Victor Frankenstein, the screenplays by Max Landis, who

on Douglas movie said that he thought the movie was going to get ruined in the making,

and it turns out he was right.

It's terrible, and no one's going to see it.

Apparently the worst three-day weekend opening for a movie on over 2,500 screens ever.

Number 284. This one also didn't fare well.

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