5 • 663 Ratings
🗓️ 11 February 2015
⏱️ 10 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is Doug Loves Minis. |
0:02.1 | Hey, hey, hey, short rounds. |
0:03.4 | My name is Doug, and this is Doug Loves Minis, |
0:05.8 | the show that's breaking out the big old puffy winter jacket for this weekend in Traverse City, |
0:11.5 | coming to you from Mini HQ in hot Los Angeles. |
0:16.1 | It's 82 degrees out right now on Wednesday, February 11, 2015. |
0:21.6 | The Traverse City Winter Comedy Arts Festival starts Friday in Traverse City, Michigan. |
0:26.6 | Friday night I'll be interrupting Pretty Woman at 11.30 p.m. at the State Theater with four co-interruptors, |
0:33.6 | including Douglow's movies' favorites, Moshe Kasher, and Kurt Braunholer, plus two more |
0:40.3 | surprise guests' schedules permitting. Saturday I'm doing Douglas movies at 420 with four great guests, |
0:49.9 | and Saturday night I'm doing stand-up at the state theater with Todd Barry. |
0:55.2 | Los Angeles, this Sunday, Douglas Movies returns to the Nerdmelt Showroom at Meltdown |
1:00.0 | Comics at 420. |
1:02.1 | It's just about 30 tickets left, so get on it and wash my damn towels. |
1:08.0 | I got a hold of a copy of Sleepaway Camp so that I could see the infamous B scene that I missed when we mocked the movie at a Master Pancakeu in Austin, Texas. |
1:20.3 | And I'm glad I did because it's just as terrible as the rest of the movie. |
1:25.6 | One of the annoying bully characters that wears weird shorts and half shirts and acts |
1:30.9 | like a complete a hole, goes into the bathroom with a magazine, and he's sitting in a stall, |
1:39.0 | and somebody released, puts, first they put a broom handle through the slot in the, you know, the, through the handles |
1:47.5 | of the stall, because, you know, the last thing he could do is just crawl out from underneath, |
1:53.5 | that big hole underneath. And then, uh, and then they release a bunch of, somebody releases |
1:59.8 | a bunch of bees through a window, |
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