364. Crumb Creep

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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😮 Get 10-word ads at holler.baby/chrisdelia (PRICE DROP!) 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week the Chiefs won the Superbowl, it's Valentines Day, Chris saw a guy wearing fake Apple Vision Pros, and we're not calling them mocktails anymore, ok?! Ok. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill with square wheels.
0:08.0	But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business.
0:15.0	So you can stay one step ahead.
0:18.0	Soon it'll feel more like free-wheeling downhill.
0:20.0	Wuho!
0:21.0	On a tandem!
0:22.0	Alright, mate! On a tandem!
0:23.0	With a masseur on the back!
0:25.0	Oh, that's nice.
0:26.0	Search Zero with an X, because healthy business is beautiful business.
0:30.0	Why did I choose Vanguard for my personal pension?
0:34.0	Well, I love that the low fees mean I can keep more of my returns.
0:38.0	And I chose Vanguard because it's been a witch recommended provider for personal pensions four years running.
0:44.5	Love that!
0:45.5	It's so straightforward.
0:47.5	And great value.
0:48.5	What's not to love?
0:50.3	Join more than 50 million investors around the world who love Vanguard Value to investors
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1:09.6	Abra Kastabra, spendium l Lesikos, money is off here.
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