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Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 26.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2024

⏱️ 57 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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😮 Get 10-word ads at holler.baby/chrisdelia (PRICE DROP!) 🎤 MY SPECIAL: GROW OR DIE is here: chrisdelia.com/god 😏 Wondering where the missing episodes are? they're on Patreon: patreon.com/chrisdelia - Extended episodes + 1 whole extra episode every month. Also no ads. This week Chris discusses the Grammys, one of his favorite infomercials, the new movie The Beekeeper, and the pain of helping your parents around the house. Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. 📸 Instagram: instagram.com/chrisdelia 🕺 TikTok: tiktok.com/@chrisdelia 🎮 Twitch: twitch.tv/flexavenue 🐥 Twitter: twitter.com/chrisdelia 👤 Facebook: facebook.com/chrisdeliaofficial Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Electrify your dreams with the all-electric BMW I X1.
0:08.0	Bold exterior aesthetics make way for a comfortable interior that features innovative technology, such as the sweeping
0:15.9	BMW Curved display to connect you to your drive like never before.
0:22.2	Search BMW IX1 to book a test drive today. Test drive
0:26.0	subject to status and availability. The song was shining, the dulks were quacking.
0:33.2	All was well as Derek Johns stubbed out his lunchtime cigarette on the ground
0:37.9	and put his rubbish in the bin.
0:39.5	On his way back to work he suddenly felt terribly guilty but why what had he done he was
0:45.5	wracking his brains and then he saw it a duck pointing angrily at his
0:51.4	discarded cigarette butt.
0:53.0	You don't think you're illiterate but cigarette but are rubbish.
0:57.0	If you smoke bin your butts keep Britain tidy.
1:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Krakhan.
1:03.0	Krypto is like finance, but different.
1:06.0	It doesn't care when you invest, trade or save,
1:10.0	do it on weekends, or at 5 a.m.
1:12.0	Or on Christmas Day, at 5 a.m. or on Christmas day at 5 a.m.
1:15.2	crypto is financed for everyone everywhere all the time.
1:19.4	Visit crackin.com slash see what crypto can be to learn more.
1:23.2	Don't invest unless you're prepared to lose all the money you invest.
1:25.8	This is a high risk investment and you should not expect to be protected if something goes wrong.
1:29.7	Runk.
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