364. - Chris & Jason

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

One-on-one today recorded live and uncut from Glendale. Chris and Jason talk about no-show socks, we don’t have enough self-confidence to invest in a full-length mirror, Chris has never used a drill, frankly American doesn’t deserve a birthday party this year, donate money and shut the fuck up, we ate dinner at Jar per John Early’s recommendation, I had to yell at a fellow patron there, Travis Barker’s tummy troubles, we speculate how and why Kim K’s ass has minimized, Skete Davidson’s dick is amazing but it can only do so much, a Zaddy character actor wearing Rip N Dip shoes, let me flex on you with my Trader Joe’s tablescape, the guy who should have joined the "27 club" but lived, a full Hailey Bieber smoothie review, Chris got the Apple air tags and he's hitting Vegas for Morrissey. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the Hello good morning.
0:15.0	morning.
0:20.0	Chris you got the nice loafers on today.
0:22.0	What's up with that? Gooten-Togg I did decide to wear the Belgian stay I don't know I just I was feeling like a
0:27.8	slipper moment when I left the house and it feels appropriate over here in
0:32.1	sleepy Gondale that one's tough because you can house and it feels appropriate over here in sleepy Glendale.
0:33.2	That one's tough because you can you can it's like almost invisible the ankle sock
0:38.9	but you can still see a little bit on the top.
0:40.8	Shut the fuck up.
0:42.1	That's honestly one of the most offensive
0:43.5	things you've ever said to me. You claiming that me, I was going for blood on that
0:47.9	your business partner and known man, it was wearing PEDs. Known man. I don't what's a pet. I've never heard of that's what that's like when you're when a woman goes into a high-end shoe store to try on some manolas and they give you like the gauzy.
1:03.6	No I'm just kidding I know what they are I just wanted you to describe what they are further
1:08.4	making my point perhaps that you know more about ankle sucks than I've. I've worked in the footwear industry.
1:13.1	I sold shoes as a young buck,
1:15.8	and that obviously is imprinted deeply into my psyche.
1:18.4	So the Chanel flats bear, that's about as loose
1:21.8	as it gets in terms of being able to cover it.
1:24.5	That shows the most top foot?
1:26.8	Yeah, there's nothing.
1:28.3	I don't know, man.
1:29.3	People are like, how do you wear loafers without socks?
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