363. - John Early

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Comedy

4.5 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2022

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

John Early is a comedian, actor, and writer, currently living in Los Angeles. His new show “Would It Kill You To Laugh” with Kate Berlant is out now on Peacock. We chat about a Tom Of Finland activation we attended, valet at the gym, it's a trance music summer, Barbie movie tea, bartending at Cafe Gitane, John’s youth pastor vibe, nobody is actually interested in storytelling, Vita Coco shaming, having back surgery twice this year, Orville Peck scene report, his mom listens to every interview he’s ever done, John saw the Elvis movie, we’re doing smash burgers for the 4th, chilled reds have replaced oranges, when menus say “all the root vegetables,” the Mediterranean restaurant vibe shift of 2012, and some fitness tips for John’s back recovery. Donate to the Planned Parenthood Action Fund instagram.com/bejohnce twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And the Just a little bit of breaking news for you get into last night. I wanted to check on Bob
0:20.8	left sets because a fight did break out in the VFP section of the Eagles concert
0:25.6	last night while they were playing Take It Easy. So I just want to make sure Bob is kind of still with us and he didn't
0:31.8	get bottled or anything.
0:33.2	Okay, so they were playing, take it easy.
0:35.8	That's right.
0:36.8	A pretty hard song to fight too.
0:38.8	I would think so, yeah.
0:40.8	So it was in the VIP so this was a
0:42.8	celebrity fighting but we don't know who is a VIP massive brawl in the
0:46.2	VIP section of the British Summertime Festival in Hyde Park.
0:49.4	Not Hyde Park. Not Hyde Park. Not Hyde Park it's crazy. It's crazy. So I mean it looks like a man in an Eagles t-shirt can also be seeing throwing punches security guard that could be Bob. He doesn't seem like a guy who respects authority Jason. That's true, but he also doesn't seem like a guy who respects authority.
1:02.8	You don't know what I mean?
1:03.8	That's true, but he also doesn't seem like a guy who's been in a fist fight in.
1:06.4	That's true.
1:07.4	That's a good point.
1:08.4	Shout out to Bob, I know you're not listening.
1:10.1	You little son of a bitch.
1:11.6	That's a good point.
1:12.6	But yeah, last night we were able to go to the beautiful West Hollywood
1:17.2	edition to celebrate Tom of Finland.
1:19.6	And Jason participated by having only three martinis instead of four or two instead of three
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